Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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