i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I smell stomach acid.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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