When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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