My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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