I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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