Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
