I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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