He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hell yes lets make some ravioli
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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