i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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