But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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