just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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