I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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