Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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