hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm at about main and main street
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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