nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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