I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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