Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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