How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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