it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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