I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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