she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize
