kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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