My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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