I am spending my child support on dildos
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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