Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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