Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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