Dude my mom stole all your condoms
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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