Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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