If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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