I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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