Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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