I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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