Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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