Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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