Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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