So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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