How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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