I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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