I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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