Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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