is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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