Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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