By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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