You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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