I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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