Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
