Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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