you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You pole danced in your parka.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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