I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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