8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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