Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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