On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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