I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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