Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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