lets start a swedish sibling band together
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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